World’s thinnest Books

• FRENCH WAR HEROES
  by Jacques Chirac
• HOW I SERVED MY COUNTRY
  by Jane Fonda
• MY BEAUTY SECRETS
  by Janet Reno
• MY SUPER BOWL HIGHLIGHTS
  by Dan Marino
• THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL
  by Hillary Clinton
• MY LITTLE BOOK OF PERSONAL HYGIENE
  by Osama Bin Laden
• THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD
  by Bill Gates
• THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY
  by Dennis Rodman
• MY WILD YEARS
  by Al Gore
• AMELIA EARHART’S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC
• AMERICA’S MOST POPULAR LAWYERS
• DETROIT: a Travel Guide
• A COLLECTION of MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES
  by Dr. J. Kevorkian
• EVERYTHING MEN KNOW ABOUT WOMEN
• ALL THE MEN I HAVE LOVED BEFORE
  by Ellen de Generes
• GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE
  by Mike Tyson
• SPOTTED OWL RECIPES
  by the EPA
• THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY
• MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS
  by O. J. Simpson

And the world’s Number One Thinnest Book …

• MY BOOK OF MORALS
  by Bill Clinton
  with introduction by The Rev. Jessie Jackson