Will you be in tomorrow?

Most people would say, “If I don’t get hit by a bus, I’ll be there.”

In fact it is such a cliche in the way of meeting your demise that the father in the undertaker family in the HBO show, Six Feet Under actually gets it that way in the pilot episode; but, Al Louismet, Agency Finance Manager at the Minnesota Department of Education, has a different way to answer that question that conjures up a whole new level of creepy, Al doesn’t worry about a bus, he worries about being taken out by a “Pie Truck.”

I think that Al should stay out of Washington DC, where they have this ominous looking Pie Truck.