- You can be president.
- You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
- The world is your urinal.
- You never have to drive to another gas station because this one’s bathroom is just too icky.
- People never stare at your chest when you’re talking to them.
- Everything on your face stays its original color.
- You don’t have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
- You almost never have strap problems in public.
- You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
- The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
- Your belly usually hides your big hips.
- One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
- You can “do” your nails with a pocketknife.
- You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
- You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives, on December 24, in 45 minutes.
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