Anagrams – when you rearrange the letters in a word to make new ones
- Dormitory = Dirty Room
- Evangelist = Evil's Agent
- Desperation = A Rope Ends It
- The Morse Code = Here Come Dots
- Slot Machines = Cash Lost in 'em
- Mother-in-law = Woman Hitler
- Snooze Alarms = Alas! No More Z's
- Alec Guinness = Genuine Class
- The Public Art Galleries = Large Picture Halls, I Bet
- A Decimal Point = I'm a Dot in Place
- The Earthquakes = That Queer Shake
- Eleven plus two = Twelve plus one
- Contradiction = Accord not in it
- George Herbert Walker Bush = Huge Berserk Rebel Warthog
- George Bush = He bugs Gore
- Ronald Wilson Reagan = A long-insane Warlord
- Ronald Reagan = A darn long era
- Leroy Newton Gingrich = Yon Right-winger Clone
- Margaret Thatcher = That great charmer
- "That's one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind." Neil A. Armstrong = A thin man ran; makes a large stride; left planet, pins flag on moon! On to Mars!