What’s your sign?

According to an article today in the Star-Tribune, astrologers haven’t been keeping up with their astronomy and the deterioration of the spin of the planet Earth, and the dates they should assign to the astrological signs should be:

  • Capricorn: 20 Jan – 16 Feb
  • Aquarius: 16 Feb – 11 Mar
  • Pisces: 13 Mar – Apr 18
  • Aries: 18 Apr – 13 May
  • Taurus: 13 May – 21 Jun
  • Gemini: 21 Jun – 20 Jul
  • Cancer: 20 Jul – 10 Aug
  • Leo: 10 Aug – 16 Sep
  • Virgo: 16 Sep – 30 Oct
  • Libra: 30 Oct – Nov 23
  • Scorpio: 23 Nov – 29 Nov
  • Ophiuchus: 29 Nov – 17 Dec
  • Sagittarius: 17 Dec – 20 Jan

So now instead of reading the Cancer Horoscope, I have to read the Gemini Horoscope every day… no wonder the damn things didn’t work, I was reading the wrong one!


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