Truth in Advertising

Last night I got all excited about a K-Mart ad on TV.

It said there was a special this week end at K-Mart.  If I came in with my wife and bought a pair of trousers, I could get my wife’s half-off.

Cherrie’s response and I quote, ” In your dreams!”

Why would K-Mart lie to me (without asking Cherrie)?

Can I use my ATM card?

As the reader can plainly see, some members of the family are far wittier than others, especially the doctor.