Top Ten Things That Sound Dirty In Law But Aren't:
- Have you looked through her briefs?
- He is one hard judge!
- Counselor, let's do it in chambers.
- His attorney withdrew at the last minute.
- Is it a penal offense?
- Better leave the handcuffs on.
- For $320.00 an hour, she better be good!
- Can you get him to drop his suit?
- The judge gave her the stiffest one he could.
- Think you can get me off?
Top ten things that sound dirty in golf but aren't:
- Nuts… my shaft is bent
- After 18 holes I can barely walk
- You really whacked the hell out of that sucker
- Look at the size of his putter
- Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more
- Mind if I join your threesome?
- Stand with your back turned and drop it
- My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip
- Nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired
- Hold up…I need to wash my balls first.
Top Ten Things That Sound Dirty At The Office But Aren't:
- I need to whip it out by 5.
- Mind if I use your laptop?
- Just stick it in my box.
- If I have to lick one more, I'll gag!
- I want it on my desk, NOW!!!
- HMMMMMMMM… I think it's out of fluid!
- My equipment is so old, it takes forever to finish.
- It's an entry-level position.
- When do you think you'll be getting off today?
- It's not fair… I do all the work while she just sits there!