Dr Wingnut

Top Ten Slogans Currently Being Considered by Viagra:

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  1. "Viagra. The quicker dicker upper"
  2. "One-a-day, like iron"
  3. "Get a piece of the rock"
  4. "You've come a long way, baby"
  5. "Viagra, it plumps when you take 'em"
  6. "Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman
  7. "Tastes great, more filling"
  8. "Viagra, built ram tough"
  9. "Here's the beef!"
  10. Just do her.

Some honorable mentions:

  • "We work harder, so you don't have to"
  • "Ten inches long… and growing."
  • "Viagra, when it absolutely, positively has to be there tonight"
  • "Viagra, home of the whopper"
  • "Viagra, Now is a great time to be silver"
  • "This is your penis. This is your penis on Viagra. Any questions?"