TOP BEST QUESTIONS TO ASK WHEN INTERVIEWING FOR A JOB YOU DON'T WANT:

  1. What type of training do I need to replace you?
  2. How much hard work does it take to get a raise or can I just sleep my way to the top?
  3. When you say "must be a team player," does this mean I'll be working with other people?
  4. How often do you take inventory of your office supplies?
  5. How quickly can I sell my stock options?
  6. How many of my relatives will you hire on as well?
  7. Where do I see myself in a year? — Well… your job looks pretty easy!
  8. Do the health benefits cover methadone treatments?
  9. Wanna beer? I got plenty here.
  10. My parole officer wants me to find out if I will be working with any sharp objects.
  11. Can you pay me daily… with small bills?
  12. So, is personal appearance really unimportant here, or are you related to the boss?