- What type of training do I need to replace you?
- How much hard work does it take to get a raise or can I just sleep my way to the top?
- When you say "must be a team player," does this mean I'll be working with other people?
- How often do you take inventory of your office supplies?
- How quickly can I sell my stock options?
- How many of my relatives will you hire on as well?
- Where do I see myself in a year? — Well… your job looks pretty easy!
- Do the health benefits cover methadone treatments?
- Wanna beer? I got plenty here.
- My parole officer wants me to find out if I will be working with any sharp objects.
- Can you pay me daily… with small bills?
- So, is personal appearance really unimportant here, or are you related to the boss?