Top 10 Job Transition Observations

  • Hiring should be done in alphabetical order.  (Selfish, isn’t it?)
  • If I am marketing myself, why am I using white font in resumes?
  • There is a cure for NDS (Networking Deficiency Syndrome)
  • I’m starting to miss being in the traffic jams I see at 7:30 AM, on TV, having my 1st cup of coffee and in sleepwear.
  • Not on my resume, but of value: Have a 5 passenger sedan that does not require removing child seats or drive through-food trash prior to taking co-workers or clients to lunch.
  • Knowing I’m probably home, that mail man is now honking his horn when he drives by and delivers today’s bills.
  • Why are there 4 page job descriptions and resumes are limited to 2 pages?
  • Who decided that 35 pounds is the correct weight to be able to lift?
  • NO, NO, NO!  I do NOT want to be an independent insurance agent.

    And the #1 observation is…

  • Morning prayer, repeated 3 times: “Taleo is good, Taleo is great, Taleo is a friend of mine.”
via email from Robert G. Becker, Fri, 25 Mar 2011 14:07:18 -0700

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