Two Texans were seated at the end of a bar when a young lady seated a few stools up began to choke on a piece of hamburger. She was turning blue and obviously in serious respiratory distress.
One Texan said to the other, "That gal is having a bad time!"
The other Texan agreed and said "Yep, think we should go help?"
"Yep" said the first, and with that he ran over and said, "Can you breathe?"
She shook her head "NO".
He then said, "Can you speak?"
She again shook her head "NO".
With that he pulled up her skirt and licked her on the butt. So shocked was the young woman that she coughed up the obstruction and began to breathe, with great relief.
Returning to his friend, the Texan said, "Funny how that hindlick maneuver always works!"