This will lift your spirits

Women

• They smile when they want to scream.
• They sing when they want to cry.
• They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous.
• They fight for what they believe in.
• They stand up for injustice.
• They don’t take “no” for an answer when they believe there is a better solution.
• They go without new shoes so their children can have them.
• They go to the doctor with a frightened friend.
• They love unconditionally.
• They cry when their children excel and cheer when their friends get awards.
• They are happy when they hear about a birth or a new marriage.
• Their hearts break when a friend dies.
• They have sorrow at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left.
• They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart. Women come in all sizes, in all colors and shapes.
• They’ll drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you to show how much they care about you.
• The heart of a woman is what makes the world spin!
• Women do more than just give birth.
• They bring joy and hope.
• They give compassion and ideals.
• They give moral support to their family and friends.
• Women have a lot to say and a lot to give.

It’s good to be the woman

• We got off the Titanic first.
• We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.
• Taxis stop for us.
• We don’t look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
• No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival The Speedo.
• We don’t have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.
• If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
• We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear.
• We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
• We have the ability to dress ourselves.
• We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
• If we marry someone 20 years younger, we’re aware that we look like an idiot.
• There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
• We’ll never regret piercing our ears.
• We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
• We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence, because they aren’t listening anyway.