- Because you deserve better than the backseat of some car.
- As seen on "COPS"
- If We'd Known You Were Staying All Night, We'd Have Changed the Sheets
- We left off the 9, but you know it's there.
- Sure, you could stay someplace nicer, but then you wouldn't have money left over for a hooker.
- We'll leave the Lysol for ya!
- We don't make the adultery. We make the adultery *better*
- It's Hookerriffic!
- Cheap and Easy — Just Like Your Mother
- We put the "Ho" in "Motel"