The perfect husband

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.  A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk.  Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: “Hello”

WOMAN: “Honey, it’s me.  Are you at the club?”

MAN: “Yes”

WOMAN: “I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat.  It’s only $1,000.  Is it OK if I buy it?”

MAN: “Sure, go ahead if you like it that much.”

WOMAN: “I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2005 models I saw one I really liked.”

MAN: “How much?”

WOMAN: “$90,000”

MAN: “OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.”

WOMAN: “Great!  Oh, and one more thing . . .  The house we wanted last year is back on the market.  They’re asking $950,000.”

MAN: “Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer $900,000.”

WOMAN: “OK.  I’ll see you later!  I love you!”

MAN: “Bye, I love you, too.”

The man hangs up.  The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment.

Then he asks: “Anyone know who this phone belongs to?”