When the man and the woman have eaten Indian food, and are too swollen with rice to make conversation, let alone love, it is called “the beaching of the whales.”
When the women catches the man performing self-congress next to her in per, and incredulously says, “Really?” and then he turns way and keeps going, it is called “the determined jackrabbit.”
When the man is loading the dishwasher, and the women must come over, because he is loading it wrong, it is called “the dishwasher position.”
When the max passes gas in front of the women, without so much as an apology, it is called “the shifting of the standards.”
The most amusing items from a two-page color spread of fictional Kama Sutra positions for married couples… by Farley Katz, New Yorker, 24-Sep-2012
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