The Doctor is in

A doctor in Minnesota wanted to get off work and go hunting, so he told his assistant, “Ya Olaf, I am going hunting tomorrow and we don’t want to close the clinic.  I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of our patients”.

“Yes, sir …” answers Olaf.

The doctor goes hunting and returns the next day and asks: “So Olaf, how was your day?”

Olaf tells him he took care of 3 patients. The first one had a headache so I gave him Tylenol.

“Bravo ya Olaf, and the second one?” asks the doctor.

“The second one had stomach burning and I gave him Maalox, sir” says Olaf.

“Bravo, bravo Olaf!  You’re good at this and what about the third one?” asks the doctor.

“Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door opens and a woman enters like a flame, she undresses herself, taking off her bra and her panties and lies down on the table spread her legs and shouts: Help Me!  For 5 years I have not seen any man!”

And what did you do Olaf?” asks the doctor.

“I put eye drops in her eyes.”