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Tigers’ Cabrera quits drinking

Detroit Tigers slugger Miguel Cabrera wanted to clear a few things up after the ugly incident last fall, right before his team surrendered the American League Central Division title to the Twins.

First, he’s done drinking alcohol.  And he’s not an alcoholic.

“You guys write in the paper ‘alcoholic,’ that’s not right,” the Detroit first baseman said Monday before the Tigers’ morning workout at spring training.  “I don’t know how to explain, but it’s not an alcohol problem.”

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