Teen-itis

The condition in which a 15-year old boy cannot find the plumber’s helper (plunger) in a 6 foot by 9 foot room that has the total contents of: 1 toilet, 1 sink, 1 floor-standing toilet paper holder with roll, 1 garbage can, 1 box of tissues, and 1 plumber’s helper.  You’d think that you didn’t need to put a damn blinking neon sign on the thing that says: “Here is the plunger that you need to take to your dad in the shower who is standing in 3 inches of water!”  But what do I know, I’m only a stupid dad of a teenage boy.