Tag: Blonde

Of all the blonde jokes, this one has to be the best — because it makes football make sense!  A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game.  They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked it.“Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially…

On a bitterly cold winters morning a husband and wife in Duluth were listening to the radio during breakfast…They heard the announcer say, “We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today.  You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get through.”  So the…

A man who’d just died was delivered to a local mortuary wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit.The female blonde mortician asks the deceased’s wife how she would like the body dressed.  She points out that the man does look good in the black suit he is already wearing.The widow, however, says that she always…

Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, Inherit the family ranch.  Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble.  In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull so that they can breed their own stock.Upon leaving, the brunette tells her sister, “When I get…

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, “Please come over here and help me.  I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can’t figure out how to get started.”Her boyfriend asks, “What is it supposed to be when it’s finished?”The blonde says, “According to the picture on the box, it’s a rooster.”Her boyfriend decides to…

Mother Superior calls the nuns together and says to them, “I must tell you all something….  We have a case of gonorrhea in the convent.”“Praise the Lord!” says a blond nun at the back.  “I’m so tired of Chardonnay.”via email from John Treworgy, Mon, 30 May 2005 10:46:49 -0700