Superstar

The other day I got a postcard from an outfit called Global Knowledge that wanted me to go to their site to register to see if I was the winner of A FREE Blockbuster Night Card (Two movie rentals, Two 20oz Coke’s, and One tub of microwave popcorn).  Ok, I’m a geek, but I’m not stupid.  I know what they’re up to; they’re verifying their mailing list and trying to suck me into some Networking training.  But, honestly; what geek in their right mind wants to look like this?  I mean, the guy doesn’t even have a pocket protector for cripes sake!  And don’t even get me started on those shades…

PS: I missed eight out of the twenty questions which gets me a “D”; but in graduate school we knew that “D” stood for “Diploma.”  Guess I need to take one of their training classes to refresh that knowledge that has leaked out of my brain.

PPS: When I showed this to Mrs. Wingnut, she said, “Are you an it superstar?  What does that mean…  Oh; I get it!  I-T, not it.”