Smitten

A man was dining at a fancy restaurant and there was a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table.  He kept checking her out surreptitiously, but lacked the nerve to talk to her.  Suddenly, she sneezed and her glass eye went flying out of its socket towards the man.  He caught it reflexively and handed it back to her.

“Oh I am so sorry,” the woman said as she popped her eye back in place.  “Let me buy you dessert to make it up to you.”

They enjoyed a wonderful dessert together and afterwards, they went to the theatre and then for drinks at a nearby pub.  After paying for everything, she asked him back to her place for a nightcap.

The next morning, she cooked a gourmet breakfast with all the trimmings.  Then she polished his shoes to the brightest shine ever.  The man was amazed.

“You know,” he said, “you are the PERFECT woman.  Are you this nice to every man you meet?”

“No,” she replied, “You just happened to catch my eye.”