Sex Frogs

A lovely and very sexy blonde goes into her local pet shop in search of an exotic pet.  As she looks about the store, she notices a box full of frogs.  The sign says: “Sex Frogs! Only $20 each!  Comes with complete instructions.”

The blonde excitedly looks around to see if anybody’s watching her.  She whispers softly to the man behind the counter, “I’ll take one.”

As the man packages the frog, he quietly says to her, “Just follow the instructions.”  The blonde nods, grabs the box, and is quickly on her way home.

As soon as she closes the door to her apartment, she opens the instructions and reads them very carefully.  She does exactly what is specified:

1. Put some nice satin sheets on your bed.
2. Take a nice warm bubble bath.
3. Splash on some nice perfume.
4. Slip into a very sexy nightie.
5. Light a pair of candles by the bed.
6. Put on a CD with some very soft classical music playing quietly in the background.
7. Slip into bed and place the frog beside you.  The frog will do what he has been trained to do.

She quickly gets into bed with the frog and to her surprise, nothing happens.  The blonde is very disappointed and quite upset at this point.  She rereads the instructions and notices at the bottom of the paper it says, “If you have any problems or questions, please call the pet store and speak to the man that sold the frog to you.”  So the blonde calls the pet shop.

The man says, “I’ll be right over.”  Within minutes, the man is ringing her doorbell.  The blonde welcomes him in and says, “See, I’ve done everything according to the instructions.  The damn frog just sits there.”

The man, looking very concerned, picks up the frog, stares into its eyes and says very sternly:

“Look stupid, I’m only going to show you how to do this one more time!”