A friend of mine sent me this delicious suggestion for how to obtain justice once we get our hands on Bin Ladin:
What to do with Osama bin Laden?
Killing him will only create a martyr. Holding him prisoner will inspire his comrades to take hostages to demand his release.
Therefore, I suggest we do neither.
Let the Special Forces, Seals, or whatever, covertly capture him, fly him to an undisclosed hospital and have surgeons quickly perform a complete sex change operation. Then we return HER to Afghanistan to live as a woman under the Taliban.
via eMail, Tue, 16 Oct 2001 14:37:46 -0700