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  • Love

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    Love is mutually feeding each other, not one living on another like a ghoul.Bessie Head

  • Old age

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    An old farmer in Kansas had owned a large farm with a nice pond in the back 40.  It was fixed up nice: picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees.One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond and look it over, as he hadn’t been there for a…

  • You know you are grown up when…

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    Your house plants are alive, and you can’t smoke any of them.Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.You keep more food than beer in the fridge.6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.You hear your favorite song on an elevatorYou watch the Weather Channel.Your friends marry…

  • The Whos

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    The Whos down in Whoville liked people a lot,But the Grinch in the White House most certainly did not.He didn’t arrive there by the will of the Whos,But stole the election that he really did lose.Vowed to “rule from the middle,” then installed his regime(Did this really happen, or is it just a bad dream?)He…

  • The Winter Solistice and the Festival of Light

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    Merrimac is a small town on the fringes of the suburban Boston commute.  Its roots, however, are firmly in rural farming as we snuggled up against the small towns at the border of New Hampshire.But we do have our own electric company; The Merrimac Municipal Power and Light Authority. It is my understanding that, not…

  • Redneck Neighbor

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    In case you’re wondering, this Web page is about my next-door neighbors.  Since my neighbors have been driving me crazy and no amount of civilized reasoning and/or negotiations have worked – I have decided to dedicate a small corner of cyber-space to them.My family and friends are constantly asking me to tell them the “latest”…

  • Recovery Quotes

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    Everyone has talent.  What is rare is the courage to follow the talent to the dark place where it leads.Erica JongDon’t be afraid to take a big step.  You can’t cross a chasm in two small jumps.David Lloyd GeorgeMirrors should reflect a little before throwing back images.Jean CocteauShe lost it.Martin Lowney, director of federal wildlife…