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  • Compassion

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    As I walked down the busy sidewalk, knowing I was late for an important interview, my eye fell upon one of those unfortunate, homeless vagabonds that are found in every city these days.  The poor person was wearing what can only be describes as rags, carrying every worldly possesion in two plastic bags, my heart…

  • Twenty-five signs you have grown up

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    Your houseplants are alive, and you can’t smoke any of them.Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.You keep more food than beer in the fridge.6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.You hear your favorite song in an elevator.You watch the Weather Channel.Your friends marry and…

  • Prevent Prostate Cancer

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    One of the RSS news feeds that I read this week pointed to an article from NewScientist.com which proclaims, “Masturbating may protect against prostate cancer.”I guess the kittens are safe…

  • Why an Unmade Bed Is Healthier

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    Neatniks, cover your eyes.  New research from Kingston University in the United Kingdom [Not so new now, reported in the BBC January 2005] has concluded that an unmade bed is not only unappealing to the eyes, but also unappealing to house dust mites, which are thought to cause asthma and other allergies.The average bed can…

  • Me too… Confirmed.

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    An old cowboy sat down at the bar and ordered a drink.  As he sat sipping his dring, a young women sat down next to him.  She turned to the cowboy and asked, “Are you a real cowboy?”He replied, “Well, I’ve spent my whole life breaking colts, working cows, going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling…

  • Naked

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    This woman is actually walking down the street with no “real” clothes — only those painted on her.  The passersby didn’t give her a second look because the paint looked so much like clothing.  YES, she is naked!This one came in Mon, 14 Mar 2005 16:46:16 -0600.  Looks like MessageLabs made another good hit.What intrigued…

  • Overheard

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    Spontaneous Wisdom of Alcoholics Anonymous Members overheard at meetingsIt’s not old behavior if I’m still doing it.If you’re looking to have an image in AA, look around at the meetings you go to and look at whom you’re trying to impress.An alcoholic is a person who wants to be held while he’s isolating.Sobriety is the…