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Summer in Arizona!
You know you are in ARIZONA when:You no longer associate bridges (or rivers) with water.You can say 110 degrees without fainting.You eat hot chilies to cool your mouth off.You can make instant sun tea.You learn that a seat belt makes a pretty good branding iron.The temperature drops below 95 and you feel a bit chilly.You…
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Thoughts
If Fed Ex and UPS* were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?I believe five out of four people have trouble with fractions.If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses…
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You Know you are from Nebraska if…
During a storm, you check the cattle before the kids.You are related to more than half the town.Your quarterback is hurt and you are hoping it is the first thing on the six o'clock news, and it is.You use your life savings to go to the Nebraska-Colorado game.You can wear red and white overalls in…
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Southern Livin'
The top 40 things you would never hear a Southerner say, no matter how much they’ve had to drink, no matter how far from the South they’ve wandered and no matter how much the skunks are threatening..40. Oh I just couldn’t, hell, she’s only sixteen.39. I’ll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex.38. Duct tape won’t fix…
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Memo from God
To: YOUDate: TODAYFrom: THE BOSSSubject: YOURSELFReference: LIFEI am God. Today I will be handling all of your problems. Please remember that I do not need your help.If life happens to deliver a situation to you that you cannot handle, do not attempt to resolve it. Kindly put it in the SFGTD (something for God to…