Saddam’s family

In the interest of accuracy, please note that all the obituaries written about Saddam Hussain were inaccurate.  Missing was a complete listing of his surviving sons and daughters.

A corrected paragraph follows:

He was predeceased by two sons, Uday and Qusay, and is survived by 15 sons and 7 daughters.

The 15 sons: Sooflay, a restauranteur; Guday, who lives in Australia; Huray, a sports fanatic; Sashay, who is gay; Kuntay and Kintay, twins living in Africa, Sayhay, a baseball player; Ojay, a stalker and murderer; Gulay, a singer and entertainer; Ebay, an internet entrepreneur; Biliray, a country music star; Ecksray, a radiologist; Puray, a manufacturer of kitchen blenders; Raygay, who lives in Jamaica; and Tupay, who is bald.

The seven daughters: Lattay, a coffee-shop owner; Bufay, a big eater, Dushay, owner of a feminine-care-products company; Phayray, an actress Sapheway, a grocery store owner; Ollay, who lives in Mexico; and Gudlay, a prostitute.

There is reportedly another surviving son, Oyvay, but he has been disowned by the family.