Public health crisis?

News headline from our friends at msnbc.com: Heavy cell phone use tied to poor sperm quality

I guess that means that the dunderheads who are focused on texting, messaging, talking on their phones while in the movie theater, the supermarket checkout, and other places, so much so that they are oblivious to the presence of actual people in their midst will have trouble procreating?  Is this not good news, a cause for celebration?

The problem is that there will be dunderheads who escape through the net of natural selection and will pass on their genes and their children will spend eight hours a day using wearable computers.