Pre-nuptial agreements: Senior style

An elderly couple were about to get married.

She said: I want to keep my house.

He said: That’s fine with me.

She said: And I want to keep my Cadillac.

He said: That’s fine with me.

She said: And I want to have sex 6 times a week.

He said: That’s fine with me.  Put me down for Fridays.

via email from Bob Rosen, Mon, 7 May 2007 22:27:57 -0700

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