One liners

  • “Don’t let your worries get the best of you.  Remember, Moses started out as a basket case.”
  • Some people are kind, polite, and sweet-spirited – until you try to sit in their pews.
  • Many folks want to serve God, but only as advisors.
  • It is easier to preach ten sermons than it is to live one.
  • The good Lord didn’t create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes and sand gnats come close.
  • When you get to your wit’s end, you’ll find God lives there…
  • People are funny, they want the front of the bus, the middle of the road, and the back of the church.
  • Opportunity may knock once, but temptation bangs on your front door forever.
  • Quit griping about your church; if it was perfect, you couldn’t belong.
  • God Himself does not propose to judge a man until he is dead.  So why should you?
  • Some minds are like concrete, thoroughly mixed up and permanently set.
  • Peace starts with a smile.
  • A lot of church members who are singing “Standing on the Promises” are just sitting on the premises.
  • We were called to be witnesses, not lawyers or judges.
  • Be ye fishers of men.  You catch them – He’ll clean them.
  • Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous.
  • Don’t put a question mark where God put a period.
  • Don’t wait for 6 strong men to take you to church.
  • Forbidden fruits create many jams.
  • God doesn’t call the qualified, He qualifies the called…
  • God grades on the cross, not the curve.
  • God loves everyone, but probably prefers “fruits of the spirit” over “religious nuts!”
  • God promises a safe landing, not a calm passage.
  • He who angers you, controls you!
  • If God is your Co-pilot – swap seats!
  • Prayer: Don’t give God instructions — just report for duty!
  • The task ahead of us is never as great as the Power behind us.
  • The Will of God will never take you to where the Grace of God will not protect you.
  • We don’t change the message, the message changes us.
  • You can tell how big a person is by what it takes to … discourage him.
  • The best mathematical equation I have ever seen: 1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given.
  • “Dear Father: Bless the person reading this in whatever it is that You know they need.”
via email from John Treworgy, Fri, 3 Jun 2005 03:25:03 -0700

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