On a deserted island…

There are a series of beautiful, deserted islands in the middle of nowhere. On these islands, the following people are stranded:

• 2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman
• 2 French men and 1 French woman
• 2 German men and 1 German woman
• 2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman
• 2 English men and 1 English woman
• 2 Bulgarian men and 1 Bulgarian woman
• 2 Japanese men and 1 Japanese woman
• 2 American men and 1 American woman
• 2 Irish men and 1 Irish woman

THIS IS THE SITUATION ONE MONTH LATER:

• One Italian man has killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman.
• The two French men and the French woman are living happily together in a menage a trois.
• The 2 German men have a strict weekly schedule of when they alternate with the German woman.
• The 2 Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek woman is cleaning and cooking for them.
• The 2 English men are waiting for someone to introduce them to the English woman.
• The Bulgarian men have looked at the endless ocean, taken one look at the Bulgarian woman and started swimming.
• The two American men are contemplating the virtues of suicide, while the American woman keeps on bitching about her body being her own, the true nature of feminism, how she can do everything that they can do, about the necessity for fulfillment, the equal division of household chores, how her last boyfriend respected her opinion and treated her much nicer and how her relationship with her mother is improving.
• The two Japanese men have Faxed Tokyo and are waiting for instructions.

And finally…

• The Irish began by dividing the island into North and South. Then setting up a distillery. They do not remember if sex is in the picture because it gets sort of foggy after the first few liters of coconut whiskey, but they are satisfied in that at least the English are not getting any.