Office Humor

Four personnel were discussing how smart their dogs were.  The first was a wildlife manager who said his dog could do math calculations.  His dog was name T-Square and he told him to go to the blackboard and draw a square, a circle and a triangle, which the dog did with no sweat.

The fisheries manager said he thought his dog was better.  His dog, named Slide Rule, was told to fetch a dozen cookies and bring them back and divide them into four piles of three, which he did with no problems.

The planner said that was good, but he felt his dog was better.  His dog, named Measure was told to go and get a quart of milk and pour seven ounces into a ten ounce glass.  The dog did this with no problems.  All three agreed this was very good and all the dogs were smart.  They all turned to the Conservation Officer and said, “What can your dog do?”

This man called his dog, named Coffee Break, who went over and ate the cookies, drank the milk, and screwed the other three dogs, claimed he injured his back, filed for Workman’s Compensation and left for home on sick leave.