No pun intended

• Two vultures board an airplane; each is carrying two dead raccoons.  The stewardess looks at them and says, “I’m sorry, gentlemen, only one carrion allowed per passenger.”
• I put ten different puns here hoping at least one would make you laugh.  If not, I’m sorry but no pun in ten did.

For additional puns see:

• Monday Groaners
• Mahatma Gandhi
• A little humor (Very little) Dog Groaners