- Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter: Eskimo Pi
- 2000 pounds of Chinese soup: Won ton
- Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement: 1 bananosecond
- Weight an evangelist carries with God: 1 billigram
- Half of a large intestine: 1 semicolon
- 1000 aches: 1 kilohurtz
- Basic unit of laryngitis: 1 hoarsepower
- 1 million microphones: 1 megaphone
- 2000 mockingbirds: two kilomockingbirds (work on it….)
- 52 cards: 1 decacards
- 3 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale University Hospital: 1 I.V. League