Loveable Children’s Books

Little Golden Books That Never Made It:

• You Are Different And That’s Bad.
• The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables.
• Dad’s New Wife Robert.
• Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her
• Curious George and the High Voltage Fence
• All Cats Go To Hell
• The Little Sissy Who Snitched
• Some Kittens Can Fly
• That’s It, I’m Putting You Up For Adoption
• The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator
• Strangers Have The Best Candy
• You Were an Accident
• Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
• Pop! Goes the Hamster…And Other Microwave Games
• The Man In The Moon Is Actually Satan
• Your Nightmares Are Real
• Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things
• Daddy Drinks Because You Cry
• Why Can’t Mr. Fork and Mrs. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?

Rejected Dr. Seuss Books:

• One Bitch, Two Bitch, Dead Bitch, You Bitch.
• Herbert the Pervert Likes Sherbet
• Fox in Detox
• Who Shat in the Hat?
• Horton Hires a Ho
• The Cat in the Blender
• My Pocket Rocket Needs a Socket
• Bi-Curious George