Ladies Bumper Stickers

  • So many men, so few who can afford me.
  • God made us sisters, prozac made us friends.
  • If they don’t have chocolate in heaven, I ain’t going.
  • My mother is a travel agent for guilt trips.
  • Princess, having had sufficient experience with princes, seeks frog.
  • Coffee, chocolate, men … some things are just better rich.
  • Don’t treat me any differently than you would the queen.
  • If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.
  • Dinner is ready when the smoke alarm goes off.
  • I’m out of estrogen — and I have a gun.
  • Guys have feelings too.  But like…who cares?
  • Next mood swing: 6 minutes.
  • And your point is?
  • Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it.
  • Of course I don’t look busy…I did it right the first time.
  • Do not start with me.  You will not win.
  • You have the right to remain silent, so please shut up.
  • All stressed out and no one to choke.
  • I’m one of those bad things that happen to good people.
  • How can I miss you if you won’t go away?
  • Sorry if I looked interested.  I’m not.
  • If we are what we eat, I’m fast, cheap and easy.
  • Don’t upset me!  I’m running out of places to hide the bodies.
via email from Duane McDowell, Mon, 10 Jan 2005 13:01:32 -0600

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One response to “Ladies Bumper Stickers”

  1. And one other that I got in a version from my sister-in-law, Marlys, “Who lit the fuse on your tampon?”

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