- President Bush has asked for pop groups to stage a benefit concert for the victims of New Orleans however Katrina and the Waves have been told to sod off.
- The Mayor of New Orleans has denied rumors the Mardi Gras is canceled. He says he’s expecting a record number of floats this year on Main St!
- Five black men in purple dinner jackets & bow ties were found floating today under a pier in New Orleans. DNA tests later identified them as The Drifters. Rumor has it they were under the boardwalk, down by the sea.
- Eric Burden & the animals are re-releasing their earlier hit, “There was a house in New Orleans”
- Hurricane Katrina, typical woman! When she came she was warm wild and wet. When she left she took the house and contents with her.
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