Dr Wingnut

If condoms had sponsors

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Dr Wingnut
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If condoms had sponsors, you might find them packaged like these:

Nike
Mc Donald's
Chevy Trucks
Pringles
KFC
M & M's
Bounty
Energizer

Sad!  Very, very sad…

THERE’S A LOT OF SADNESS IN THE WORLD.

Right now, as you read this, 17 Million Americans are having SEX!  And you’re on the computer!

via email from Bob Rosen, Tue, 6 Jul 2004 00:17:59 -0500

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    tangoasg

    BMW: “The ultimate driving machine.”
    Burger King: “Flame Broiled”
    Lays: “Bet you can’t eat just one”
    Pepsi: “The taste of a new generation”
    Avis: “We try harder.”
    Bush/Cheney’04: “Screwing you every which way but loose”
    VW: “Drivers wanted.”
    FedEx: “When it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight.”
    Forbes: “Capitalist tool.”
    Maxwell House: “Good to the last drop.”

    How about BAD condom tag lines:
    “You deserve a break today”
    “Thick enough for a fork – but use a spoon: you’ll want to get every drop”
    “A little dab’ll do ya.”
    “I’d walk a mile for a Camel.”
    “Got milk?”
    “Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don’t.”
    “Where’s the beef?”

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