I Had a Dream

I had a dream that I was in a burning house and the fire was spreading rapidly.

George W. was there.

W said, “I’ll send people in to save you!”

I said, “But you started the fire!”

W: “It was for your own good.”

Me: “Huh??”

W: “I did it for you.  It is part of My Global Initiative against Fire Threats (My GIFT)”

Me: “My Microsoft Excel Program calls that a ‘Circular Logic that it cannot compute.’”

W: “Do you think we should cut and run!?”

Me: “My butt is getting hot.”

W: “That’s why I’m on the outside looking in.”

Of course it might just be a reaction to my medicine. [He is recovering from shoulder surgery -Ed.]