Dr Wingnut

How Old Are You REALLY?

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Dr Wingnut
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  1. Name the 4 Beatles. _____ _____ _____ _____.
  2. Finish the line: "Lions and Tigers and Bears, _____ _____!"
  3. "Hey kids, what time is it?" _____ _____ _____ _____.
  4. What do M&M's do? _____ _____. _____ _____, _____ _____ _____ _____.
  5. What helps build strong bodies 12 ways?_____ _____.
  6. Long before he was Mohammed Ali, we knew him as _____ _____.
  7. You'll wonder where the yellow went, _____ _____ _____ _____ _____ _____ _____."
  8. Post-baby boomers know Bob Denver as the Skipper's "little buddy." But we know that Bob Denver is actually Dobie's closest friend, _____ G. _____.
  9. M-I-C, …. See ya' real soon, ….. K-E-Y, _____? _____ _____ _____ _____!
  10. "Brylcream: _____ _____ _____ _____ _____ _____."
  11. Bob Dylan advised us never to trust anyone _____ _____.
  12. From the early days of our music, real rock 'n roll, finish this line: "I wonder, wonder, wonder…wonder who _____ _____ _____ _____ _____ _____?"
  13. And while we're remembering rock n' roll, try this one: "War…uh-huh, huh, …yea; What is it good for?, _____ _____."
  14. Meanwhile, back home in Metropolis, Superman fights a never-ending battle for truth, justice, and _____ _____ _____.
  15. He came out of the University of Alabama, and became one of the best quarterbacks in the history of the NFL. He later went on to appear in a television commercial wearing women's stockings. He is Broadway _____ _____.
  16. "I'm Popeye the sailor man; I'm Popeye the sailor man. I'm strong to the finish, _____ _____ _____ _____ _____, …. I'm Popeye the sailor man."
  17. Your children probably recall that Peter Pan was recently played by Robin Williams, but we will always remember when Peter was played by _____ _____.
  18. In a movie from the late sixties, Paul Newman played Luke, a ne'er do well who was sent to a prison camp for cutting off the heads of parking meters with a pipe cutter. When he was captured after an unsuccessful attempt to escape, the camp commander (played by Strother Martin) used this experience as a lesson for the other prisoners, and explained, "What we have here, _____ _____ _____ _____ _____."
  19. In 1962, a dejected politician chastised the press after losing a race for governor while announcing his retirement from politics. "Just think, you won't have _____ _____ to kick around anymore."
  20. "Every morning, at the mine, you could see him arrive; He stood six foot, six, weighed 245. Kinda' broad at the shoulder, and narrow at the hip, and everybody knew you didn't give no lip to _____ _____, _____ _____ _____."
  21. "I found my thrill, _____ _____ _____."
  22. _____ _____ said, "Good night, Mrs. Calabash, _____ _____ _____."
  23. "Good night, David." "_____ _____,_____."
  24. "Liar, liar, _____ _____ _____."
  25. "When it's least expected, you're elected. You're the star today. Smile! You're on _____ _____!!!
  26. It was Pogo, the comic strip character, who said, "We have met the enemy, and _____ _____ _____."
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