How many light bubs?

How many members of the Bush Administration are needed to replace a light bulb?

The Answer is SEVEN:

• one to deny that a lightbulb needs to be replaced,
• one to attack and question the patriotism of anyone who has questions about the lightbulb,
• one to blame the previous administration for the need of a new light bulb,
• one to arrange the invasion of a country rumored to have a secret stockpile of lightbulbs,
• one to get together with Vice President Cheney and figure out how to pay Halliburton Industries one million dollars for a lightbulb,
• one to arrange a photo-op session showing Bush changing the light bulb while dressed in a flight suit and wrapped in an American flag,

and finally,

• one to explain to Bush the difference between screwing in a lightbulb and screwing the country.