Dr Wingnut

His and Hers Drive-Up ATM's

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Dr Wingnut
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HIS:

  1. Pull up to ATM
  2. Insert card
  3. Enter PIN and account
  4. Take cash, card, and receipt
  5. Drive away

HERS:

  1. Pull up to ATM
  2. Back up and pull forward to get closer
  3. Shut off engine
  4. Roll down window
  5. Get out of car because you're too far from machine
  6. Hunt for card in purse
  7. Insert card
  8. Hunt in purse for grocery receipt with PIN written on it
  9. Enter PIN number
  10. Study instructions
  11. Hit cancel
  12. Reenter correct PIN
  13. Check balance
  14. Look for envelope
  15. Look in purse for pen
  16. Make out deposit slip
  17. Endorse checks
  18. Study instructions in car
  19. Make cash withdrawal
  20. Make deposit
  21. Check makeup
  22. Look for keys
  23. Start car
  24. Check makeup
  25. Start pulling away
  26. Stop
  27. Back up to machine
  28. Get out of car
  29. Take card and receipt
  30. Get back in car
  31. Put card in wallet
  32. Put receipt in checkbook
  33. Enter deposits and withdrawals in checkbook
  34. Clear area in purse for wallet and checkbook
  35. Check makeup
  36. Put car in reverse
  37. Put car in drive
  38. Drive away from machine
  39. Drive 3 miles
  40. Release parking brake
via eMail, Sun, 27 Feb 2000 19:04:07 -0600