- What did the fish say when it hit a concrete wall? “Dam!”
- What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long? Polaroids.
- What do prisoners use to call each other? Cell phones.
- What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t work? A stick.
- What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho Cheese.
- What do you call Santa’s helpers? Subordinate Clauses.
- What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand? Cuatro sinko.
- What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk
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