- Be a Fundamentalist–make sure theFun always comes before the mental. Realize that life is a situationcomedy that will never be canceled. A laugh track has been provided, andthe reason why we are put in the material world is to get more material.Have a good laughsitive twice a day, and that will ensureregularhilarity.
- Remember that each of us has been given aspecial gift, just for entering – so you are already a winner!
- The most powerful tool on the planet today is Tell-A-Vision. That iswhere I tell a vision to you, and you tell a vision to me. That way, if wedon't like the programming we're getting, we can simply change thechannel.
- Life is like photography. You use the negative todevelop.
- It is true. As we go through life thinking heavythoughts, thought particles tend to get caught between the ears, causing acondition called truth decay. So be sure to use mental floss twice a day.And when you're tempted to practice tantrum yoga, remember what we teachin Swami's Absurdiveness Training class: *Don't get even, get odd.*
- If we want world peace, we must let go of our attachments and trulylive like nomads. That's where I no mad at you, you no mad at me. Thatway, there'll surely be nomadness on the planet. And peace begins witheach of us. A little peace here, a little peace there, pretty soon all thepeaces will fit together to make one big peace everywhere.
- I knowgreat earth changes have been predicted for the future, so if you'relooking to avoid earthquakes, my advice is simple. When you find a fault,just don't dwell on it.
- There's no need to change the world. Allwe have to do is toilet train the world, and we'll never have to change itagain.
- If you're looking to find the key to the Universe, I havesome bad news and some good news. The bad news is: there is no key to theUniverse. The good news is: it has been left unlocked.
- Finally,everything I have told you is channeled. That way, if you don't like it,it's not my fault. And remember, enlightenment is not a bureaucracy. So wedon't have to go through channels.