- A guy from Arkansas passed away and left his entire estate to his beloved widow, but she can’t touch it till she’s 14.
- How do you know when you’re staying in an Arkansas hotel? When you call the front desk and say, “I got a leak in my sink,” and the clerk replies, “Go ahead.”
- How can you tell if an Arkansas redneck is married? There’s dried tobacco juice on both sides of his pickup truck.
- Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age in Arkansas to 32? It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
- An Arkansas State trooper pulls over a pickup on I-30 and says to the driver, “Got any I. D.?” and the driver replies ” ‘Bout wut?”
- Did you hear about the $3 million Arkansas State Lottery? The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.
- The governor’s mansion in Arkansas burned down! Yep. Pert’ near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too. Both books – poof – up in flames, and he hadn’t even finished coloring one of them.
- A new law was recently passed in Arkansas. When a couple gets divorced, they are still cousins.
A guy walks into a bar in Arkansas and orders a mudslide. The bartender looks at the man and says, “You ain’t from ’round here, are ya? “
“No,” replies the man, “I’m from Pennsylvania”
The bartender looks at him and says, “Well, what do ya do in Pennsylvania?”
“I’m a taxidermist,” said the man.
The bartender, looking very bewildered now, asks, “What in the world is a tax-e-derm-ist?”
The man says, “I mount animals.”
The bartender stands back and hollers to the whole bar… “It’s okay boys, he’s one of us!”
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