- ADULT
- A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.
- BEAUTY PARLOR
- A place where women curl up and dye.
- CANNIBAL
- Someone who is fed up with people.
- CHICKENS
- The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.
- COMMITTEE
- A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
- DUST
- Mud with the juice squeezed out.
- EGOTIST
- Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.
- HANDKERCHIEF
- Cold Storage.
- INFLATION
- Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.
- MOSQUITO
- An insect that makes you like flies better.
- RAISIN
- Grape with a sunburn.
- SECRET
- Something you tell to one person at a time.
- SKELETON
- A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.
- TOOTHACHE
- The pain that drives you to extraction.
- TOMORROW
- One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.
- YAWN
- An honest opinion openly expressed.
- WRINKLES
- Something other people have.
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