- Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In The Bed
- Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Good-bye
- I Can't Get Over You, So Why Don't You Get Under Me?
- I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
- I Got In At 2 With A 10 And Woke Up At 10 With A 2
- I Hate Every Bone In Your Body Except For Mine
- I Just Bought A Car From A Guy That Stole My Girl, But The Car Don't Run So I Figure We Got An Even Deal
- I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well
- I Still Miss You, Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better
- I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like Having You Here
- If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You
- If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now
- My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love Jesus
- Drop kick me, Jesus, through the goalposts of Life
- My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him
- She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger
- You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat
- You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly