Children’s Logic

“Give me a sentence about a public servant,” said a teacher.  The small boy wrote:

“The fireman came down the ladder pregnant.”  The teacher took the lad aside to correct him.  “Don’t you know what pregnant means?” she asked.

Sure,” said the young boy confidently.  “It means carrying a child.”

A grandmother was surprised by her 7 year old grandson one morning.  He had made her coffee.  She drank what was the worst cup of coffee in her life.

When she got to the bottom, there were three of those little green army men in the cup.

She said, “Honey, what are these army men doing in my coffee?”  Her grandson said, “Grandma, it says on TV, “The best part of waking up is soldiers in your cup!”

A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one day when a fire truck zoomed past.  Sitting in the front seat of the fire truck was a Dalmatian dog.

The children started discussing the dog’s duties.  They use him to keep crowds back,” said one youngster. “No, said another, “he’s just for good luck.”  A third child brought the argument to a close.”They use the dogs”, she said firmly, “to find the fire hydrant.”