- Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the drive before it has stopped snowing.
- "There is only one pretty child in the world… and every mother has it."Chinese Proverb
- Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.
- Children are natural mimics who act like their parents, despite every effort to teach them good manners.
- Children will soon forget your presents. They will always remember your presence.
- Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said.
- The main purpose of holding children's parties is to remind yourself that there are children more awful than your own.
- Grandchildren are God's reward for not killing your kids.
- "Who are these kids and why are they calling me Mom?"
- Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your kids.
- You can fool some of the people all of the time and all of the people some of the time, but you can never fool mom.
- I love to give homemade gifts. Which one of my kids do you want?
- A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school clothes.
- Anyone who says "Easy as taking candy from a baby" has never tried it.
- Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.
- The best inheritance parents can give their children is a few minutes of their time each day.