How many members of your astrological sign does it take to change a light bulb?
- ARIES:
- Just one. You want to make something of it?
- TAURUS:
- One, but just try to convince them that the burned-out bulb is useless and should be thrown away.
- GEMINI:
- Two, but the job never gets done-they just keep discussing who is supposed to do it and how it's supposed to be done!
- CANCER:
- Just one. But it takes a therapist three years to help them throughthe grieving process.
- LEO:
- Leos don't change light bulbs, although sometimes their agent will get a Virgo in to do the job for them while they're out.
- VIRGO:
- Approximately 1.000000 with an error of +/- 1 millionth.
- LIBRA:
- ER, two. Or maybe one. No, on second thought, make that two. Is that OK with you?
- SCORPIO:
- That information is strictly secret and shared only with the Enlightened Ones in the Star Chamber of the Ancient Hierarchical Order.
- SAGITTARIUS:
- The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out light bulb?
- CAPRICORN:
- I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.
- AQUARIUS:
- Well, you have to remember that everything is energy, so….
- PISCES:
- Light bulb? What light bulb?